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“I was born ready. I’m Ron fucking Swanson.”

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feyminism:

 #you can’t not reblog this #it’s just an unspoken rule

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soonish:

FAVORITE PARKS & RECREATION MOMENTS: ONE (OR MORE) PER EPISODE
048. → 213, “The Set-Up”

APRIL: I want to be your assistant.
RON: Really? You hate it here.
APRIL: So do you. I’ll make sure you don’t have to go to any meetings. If anyone comes to see you, I’ll scare them away.
(Tom walks up holding a tie in each hand.)
TOM: Wait, April, if you had to choose between these two ties—
(April slams the door in his face.)
RON: You’re hired.
APRIL: (To the camera.) I just figured I might as well get paid for being here. 

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