Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.

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"Look, it’s no secret that my vice president is still ambitious,” he said. “But let’s face it, his age is an issue. Just the other day, I had to take Joe aside and say, ‘Joe, you are way too young to be the pope. You can’t do it. You got to mature a little bit.’ "

President Obama on Vice President Joe Biden  (via drownindeweydecimal)

President Obama you are the sassiest president

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sheebiejeebies:

cubeybooby:

this is how the election’s gonna go down

basically

sheebiejeebies:

cubeybooby:

this is how the election’s gonna go down

basically

6 months ago with 79,137 notes — via ssstarsdance, © cubeybooby
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ilovecharts:

Damnit Florida!

ilovecharts:

Damnit Florida!

6 months ago with 10,562 notes — via stfuconservatives, © ilovecharts
#politics #election 2012


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6 months ago with 20,840 notes — via swashbucklerswan, © sandandglass
#politics #the simpsons #CACKLING OMG


helenvictoria12:

#america #if you don’t reelect him #we’re going to have russia or china buy you out

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stfuconservatives:

Yes, you read that correctly. The pizza empire made $318.6 million in revenue in Q2 of 2012, but they’re passing the cost of insuring their employees onto you. Papa John’s says that the financial burden of giving health insurance to the people who breathe on your food could cost a staggering 14 cents per pie. 14 cents! That’s like… WOW ALMOST FUCKING NOTHING. It’s bullshit that a ridiculously profitable company would pass health insurance costs onto consumers, but for 14 cents, fuck. Raise prices a quarter and throw in dental and vision.

Their CEO threw a Romney fundraiser in May, so, you know. Stop ordering from them. Buy local pizza. I’m happy to support a business that’s complying with the ACA and giving their employees health insurance, but I’m not OK with having my pizza money funnel into Romney’s campaign.

6 months ago with 622 notes — via stfuconservatives
#politics #lol i hate papa johns anyway


gawkercom:

President Obama comforts a woman in New Jersey whose marina was damaged by Hurricane Sandy.
As the Wall Street Journal’s Jeff Yang put it, “If enough people see it, this is the photo that singlehandedly re-elects Barack Obama.”
[Twitter via AP]

gawkercom:

President Obama comforts a woman in New Jersey whose marina was damaged by Hurricane Sandy.

As the Wall Street Journal’s Jeff Yang put it, “If enough people see it, this is the photo that singlehandedly re-elects Barack Obama.”

[Twitter via AP]

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